GOLFER MISSING

NO MO GOLF FO ME. BB

This is a true story from Palm Beach, Florida (the proof is at the end, but read the story first).

The first foursome of the day played together to the 5th hole where one impatient golfer went ahead of the group.  The remaining three finished their round and headed for the nineteenth hole to meet their less-patient friend.

However, he wasn't there...and was no where to be found. Since his car was still in the parking lot, the threesome waited two hours.

Thinking the impatient golfer might still be somewhere out on the course, they notified the clubhouse and the search was on. Of course, the golfer was not located, but his clubs were found on the seventh hole.


Three days later, Ol' Moses was spotted on the seventh hole and was an immediate suspect. Ol' Moses was an American crocodile that was an infrequent course visitor for over 20 years. Not too much concern was ever given Ol' Moses, as he had always made a hasty retreat whenever he saw anyone coming.

To make a long story even longer, after the course officials, SPCA, lawyers, citizens groups, the mayor, Palm Beach PD, and the American Crocodile Association of Southern Florida agreed, it was decided that, in order to put everyone's mind at ease, Ol' Moses should be unzipped.

Click HERE to see what the man standing over Ol' Moses is holding.

NOTE: THIS PHOTO IS NOT SUITABLE FOR VIEWING BY YOUNG CHILDREN or IF YOU HAVE A WEEK STOMACH

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